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One-liners

Written by: Unknown    Posted on: 04/14/2003

Category: Humor

Source: CCN

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You are really poor when you are so broke you can't even pay attention?

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A will is a dead giveaway.

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He who buys a mobile home doesn't get a lot.

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What's the quickest way to double your money?         Fold it in half.                         -----------------

Death and taxes go hand in hand.  Taxes are murder and murder is taxing.                         -----------------

Did you hear about the Scotsman who punished his son for buying an all-day sucker at 4 p.m?

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The man who is too big for a small job is too small for a big one.

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Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

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Marriage is an institution that turns a night owl into a homing pigeon.

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People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.

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A hypocrite is a man who writes a book praising atheism and then prays that it will sell.

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Politicians are like ships - noisiest when lost in a fog.

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Yesterday is experience, tomorrow is hope, today is getting from one to the other as best we can.

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Snap judgments have a way of becoming unfastened.

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You don't get ulcers from what you eat - you get them from what's eating you.

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It's O.K. to be a self-made man if you don't consider the job finished too soon.

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To grow old outside is human, to keep young inside is divine.

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